I heard this great joke on Sims once...
applejackart: Ba harmy putar? GLARCH! I’ve seen this post three times now and I still lose my shit.
ppussies: thecinemakid: have you ever been in one of those moods where you just want to grab everything and rip it from the walls and break everything because you feel broken and you want to scream and kick and cry because nothing feels right and it’s all wrong and you don’t feel right and i don’t know anymore. and then you realize that you’re not in a movie and you’d have to clean it up...
Just paid an an extra $200 to move my stuff into storage because I have literally no friends in Melbourne except my ex boyfriend. I think this is the most appropriate time I have ever said FML in my life.
gayeskimos: notgoingtosaygoodbye: combeferret: combeferret: who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table sir cumference get out he ate too much pi